PortmantOH!? – Anticidation
Welcome to the second edition of our newest serial – PortmantOH!? An exercise in collecting portmanteaus that may or may not already be prevalent in our currently ridicuwesome vernacular. portmanteau:...
View ArticlePortmantOH!? – Contextation
Welcome to the third edition of our newest serial – PortmantOH!? An exercise in collecting portmanteaus that may or may not already be prevalent in our currently ridicuwesome vernacular. portmanteau:...
View ArticleAttack of the Nerds
Dear readers of Provocative Penguin, We seem to have really stepped in it this time, and there’s no one but Matt Collins to blame. His recent lambasting of The Velvet Underground has sparked the ire of...
View ArticleViral Video Viaduct #10
Our 10th Roundup. Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades, The iPhone 5 changes your life, and some other stuff.
View ArticleDanny’s Grand Vision for the Future
I have spent the better part of this past month pondering the future, trying to form some unique thought or come to some new insight that would illuminate our collective fates and provide guidance in...
View ArticleDirty Words – EU, Conversation
The European Union (By Danny DeVito) Conceived as a way to unify Europe and insulate the continent from the risk of devastating war, the utopian dream of a peaceful and integrated Europe is setting the...
View ArticleHow to: Enjoy Drinking (Alcohol)
This may seem like the least necessary guide ever created, but if there’s anything my years of Professional Drinking have taught me, it’s that whether you’re a youngin’ yet to go off on your first...
View ArticleThe World According to God… Pamphlets
Over the past decade I have only rejected one preaching street tyrant handing out “gospel tracts” (God pamphlets). After I passed, I immediately regretted it. My life’s religious readings consist...
View ArticleThe Best Mayor Toronto Has Ever Had
That’s it, I can’t take it anymore. Every day another bomb drops is the real-life soap opera that is Toronto City Hall. The mayor smokes crack, the mayor is going to murder someone, the mayor eats...
View ArticleAbsorbing Canada
America will absorb Canada in the name of Freedom for all. It is safe to say World War III is finally approaching. It seems like forever ago these predictions started appearing. (Early 1946.) As a...
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